THE AMERICAN POSEIDON ADVENTURE

What Is the Mid-Ass Touch? Trump.

Stopping wars? Reducing the cost of living? Lowering violence around the world? Improving quality of life? Expanding access to healthcare? Creating manufacturing jobs? Protecting civil rights? Strengthening the rule of law? Being fair? Being humane? Simply caring?

No. The result is the opposite of what “old Bone Spurs” promises. 

A reflecting pool that reflects. A new White House ballroom supposedly costing taxpayers nothing, now projected to cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. And what happened to the “free” wall?

Now the Mid-Ass Touch has reached the World Cup.

The U.S. team is not expected to win. If it somehow did, before the Mid-Ass Touch intervened, the victory would have been remembered as the soccer equivalent of the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team’s “Miracle on Ice” over the Soviet Union.

Now, even such a triumph would carry an asterisk. The achievement would be overshadowed by the Mid-Ass Touch, leaving a stain on what would have been an unqualified celebration and that Trumpian slime on the trophy.

The only antiseptic for the Mid-Ass Touch is a vote.

VOTE!!!

RESIST!!! & EDUCATE!!!